30: Mixed Nuts (Terrified & False Positive) **FIXED**

This week we watched two movies that we don’t think have a theme? This week’s movies are Terrified (2017) and False Positive (2021). We also talk about Wondershowzen, Dream Phone, Legally Blonde, Dig Inn, how wigs work, and more.

False Positive in Five Words (or Less):
Meg: Being pregnant seems awful
Michelle: Looks great but missing something

False Positive in Five Words (or Less):
Meg: Being pregnant seems awful
Michelle: Looks great but missing something

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29: Satanic Panic (The Conjuring & The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It)

This week we watched The Conjuring and The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It and also talk everyone having a podcast, trying to say the word “brewery,”  Michelle’s hatred of ears, Paranormal Witness, thoughts on multiple realities, the rules for hexing, water beds, and more

The Conjuring in Five Words (or Less):
Michelle: Stop taking people’s goddamn land
Meg: Fuck those fucking hands

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It in Five Words (or Less)
Michelle: Just watch the morgue scene
Meg: Enough with Satanic Panic already

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27: Listener Requests! (The Hunger and Near Dark)

This week we got some requests from Honorary Hag Taylor. This week’s movies are The Hunger (1983), a mayo-based cold salad from the director of Top Gun and the cinematographer of Lethal Weapon, and Near Dark (1987). We also talk about what we would do if we met David Bowie (today),

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26: Revenge Fantasy (Violation & The Power)

TW: This episode discusses rape and sexual abuse in the context of this week’s movies.

This week we watched The Power (2021) and Violation (2020), two new movies directed by women. We also talk about anti affirmations, Michelle almost is convinced to go camping,

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25: Monsters! (Shin Godzilla & The Ritual)

This week we watched movies with monsters! The Ritual is one of Michelle’s top eight movies of the decade. This week we talk about Shin Godzilla (2016) and The Ritual (2017), Michelle’s karaoke partystarter, anime, Godzilla vs Kong, why being in the woods is terrifying, thoughts on the Hellraiser franchise,

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24: A Killer Mother’s Day (Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker/Night Warning & Prevenge)

This week in celebration(?) of Mother’s Day we watched Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981), which you’ll also find under the name of Night Warning (1983) and Prevenge (2016). In addition, we talk about forgetting the words to Rub A Dub Dub, show love for Susan Tyrrell,

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23: Puppets! (Possum & Magic)

Today’s show features a request from Blake Collier from Twitter! This week’s movies are Possum (2018) and Magic (1978). We also talk about Meg’s hair kryptonite, Scooter’s dental surgery, UK public information films, Michelle’s nicknames, the worst haircut a man can have, the Brothers Quay,

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22: Found Footage (The Last Broadcast & Rec)

This week we watched two found footage horror movies The Last Broadcast and Rec. We talked about how you’re not worth Bill Gates’ time, how the Big 3’s Ghost Ballers became Meg’s favorite sports team, the movie that broke Rob, the right way to watch Rec,

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20: Spring Break! (Nightmare Beach & Humanoids From The Deep)

This week we watched Nightmare Beach (1988) and Humanoids from the Deep (1980) and talk about Michelle’s stories from Spring Break/Bike Week in Daytona, Meg’s bummer Spring Break, a Zombeaver diversion, the Roger Corman rant, #ReleaseThePeetersCut, and more

Nightmare Beach in Five Words (or Less):
Meg: Hashtag Florida
Michelle: A bunch of electrocuted dummies

Humanoids from the Deep in Five words (or Less):
Meg: Rape and Puppets ‘R Us
Michelle: Fuck Corman,

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