Welcome to the first annual Haggy Awards! In today’s show, we look back at the last year of movies we’ve watched for The Night Hags and we’ve got fifteen categories and a ton of positive female reinforcement! Who are the winners? You’ll have to listen to find out!
Best Beach Kill:
Zombie 2 – Shark and Zombie Fight
The Fog – Fisherman Kills
Stupidest Way to Die:
Nightmare Beach – Electrocuted Spring Breaker on a Motorcycle
Scare Me – Falling Down the Stairs and Getting Stabbed
Best Portal to Hell:
The Sentinel – An Attic Apartment in Brooklyn
The Beyond – Dry Crusty Dick Hell
Best Sequel/Reboot:
It: Chapter One
Fright Night
Most Brutal Kill Scene:
Evil Dead 2013 – The Bathroom Scene
Hereditary – Piano String Self Beheading
Terrified – The Bathtub Scene
Worst Boyfriend/Romantic Partner:
Gerald’s Game – Gerald (CATEGORY SWEEP!)
Coolest Monster:
Shin Godzilla by Takayuki Takeya and Mahiro Maeda
The Thing – Rob Bottin & Stan Winston’s The Kennel Crab Dog Alien
Best Transformation:
The Exorcist – Regan MacNeil
Malignant – Maddison Mitchell Into Gabriel
Best Space Kill:
Sputnik – Alien in the Throat Kill
Jason X – Frozen Head Smash Kill
Best Murderous Rednecks:
Misery – Annie Wilkes
Cabin in the Woods – Zombie Rednecks
Best Halloween 3 Tie-In:
Halloween Kills
My Bloody Valentine / My Bloody Valentine 3D – Thomas Berman and Tom Atkins
Best Gratuitous Boobs:
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker – Aunt Cheryl
Slumber Party Massacre – Luscious Boobs Before the Title Credits are Over
Most Fucked Up Film:
Violation (CATEGORY SWEEP!)
The Worst of Year One:
2013 Malignant
Leprechaun 2
The Best of Year One:
The Thing
Scream