8: Dreaming of a White Van Christmas (Christmas Evil & Better Watch Out)

This week, Meg and Michelle talk about Christmas movies Christmas Evil (1980) and Better Watch Out (2017), which were both originally named Better Watch Out, Fiona Apple’s Dad, the mythos of the white van, good murder disguises on Christmas, NORAD tracks Santa, TV yule logs, how they’ll never go to Australia, spiders as pets, quarantine for indoor kids, and Christmas wisdom.

Christmas Evil in Five Words (or less):
Michelle: Christmas camp murder masterpiece
Meg: lols WTF Santa and mom!?

Better Watch Out in Five Words (or less):
Michelle: I want 90 minutes back
Meg: Better Watch Out is fine